Outside a sportsbar after Sunday's Seahawks game I saw a man, too drunk to stand, being helped into a cab by his girlfriend. The right thing to do.

Left to his own devices, the embarrassingly over-intoxicated fan might have ended up like this guy from Humble, Texas: in jail. And too drunk to hold his head up for the mug-shot.

Don't ever let this be you. Pretty please? I like you too much.